![]() Gags are pretty standard fare as far as sex toys go, but this one gets a nod for thorough insanity. I'm not convinced that these were ever produced for consumers, but it's enough that one exists, potentially with seasoned leather all around it to appeal to a lonesome housewife somewhere who has a lot of Tide and whites that need whitening in the dirtiest way possible.įun Website Quote: This leather clad washing machine and saddle aims bring the fun back to housework. This thing is for the same purpose:ĭo you know what else sprinkles out of there besides pee? The last dregs of your shame.įun Website Quote: This is one slick piece of dick-metal.Ĭreated as part of a design challenge, the Orgasmatron 3000 combines housework with debauchery, because sometimes having your fluids running down the washing machine is acceptable. ![]() And it's not even the religious imagery that makes this so off-putting (it doesn't help) it's that this is a 2-inch-long piece of metal designed to be inside your wiener. ![]() Looking at this picture, it's not immediately evident what this is or why you should be shocked and appalled. I debated this device with Gladstone, and he feels that the vagina is more decorative than functional, but I refuse to speculate on the motives of the person who would wear and/or use this.įun Website Quote: EUR 268.24 12 Holy Water Plug So this is basically a latex undercarriage face mask that turns you into the rejected Hellraiser cenobite Guntface. There are also two nose holes above the mouth-butt. If you're not sure what's happening, and why should you because nothing intuitive is happening here, then I will confirm: That's a rubber forehead-based vagina and a rubber mouth-butt. I wanted you to look at this for as long as I have looked at it but I couldn't do that in good conscience (which is to say editorial determined I was awful for trying to show this to you). it's almost too surreal.įun Website Quote: They can be fitted to our corrugated rubber tubes, masks and re-breather kits. This here is a medical-style mask, a hose, and the fact that this exists solely for the purpose of someone taking a long pull off of your goodie zone gases like the dentist from Little Shop of Horrors, but in an erotic fashion. This may seem like it's a step down from that thanks to our little mosaic meant to preserve a portion of your sanity, but I would beg to differ. Last time I did one of these, I included a pair of pants meant to recycle your own urine into a fun party game for your butt. If you're not sure how this thing works just by looking at it, you could go to the site and see a demonstration, but will that really make you feel better? How could it be used in any way that isn't awful?įun Website Quote: Unscrew the bottom ring on the flask using the included Allen wrenches, and insert testicles. But this thing literally looks exactly like the nutcracker my parents had when I was a kid, except in surgical steel and with less heart. I'm no amateur at this, I know that some people are into having their goodies ground into paste, I'm hip.
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